Wednesday, August 15, 2007

My Loofah

August 15, 2007

My mom bought me a new toy – it's a Loofah. I already have one, a little pink one holding an Easter egg. This one is big and lime green. He is as long as I am. He is very cool. He is so cool in fact that I took a lot of my toys outside and put them on my bed in the yard and my mom took some pictures. She took some pictures of Carlos and me too. She put them on my Myspace page and she put them on www.wunderground.com too! I am on my way to being famous, I just know it! I have to practice signing my name. I am not sure if I should sign "Lily Rose" or "Lily Rose, President, DoggyPanache". I guess I can practice both ways. I wonder if they make pink pens.

Saturday, August 11, 2007

Some present

August 11, 2007

A present came for me yesterday in a big box in a brown truck. I couldn't imagine what it could be but I had a feeling it might be a box full of clothes!

But then my mom showed me my present. She called it a "grooming table". I have to stand on it and then she puts a noose around my neck to hold me still and then she brushes me. Personally, I am not very impressed, I think it is more of a torture device than anything else. But I still get cheese when I am done so I guess it's worth it.

Thursday, August 9, 2007

Carlos is 8 years old.

August 9, 2007

Today is Carlos' birthday. He is 8 years old. No wonder he is the boss of the house. My mom was extra nice to him (I know he is her favorite though). But then she gave him a bath. He sure made a lot of noise in the sick, I had to go outside because it upset me to hear him howl. But afterwards he came and sat in the sun and cuddled a lot with my mom. She said he is really soft now. My mom gave Carlos, Kato, and me some special treats to celebrate his birthday too.

Wednesday, August 8, 2007

Sitting outside

August 8, 2007

Now that the weather is nice, I have been spending a lot of time outside. My mom bought me a cool thing to sit on outside. That way I don't have to sit in the grass. She comes outside and puts all my toys up there for me and of course I take them all off right away. When the weather is sunny, on my mom's day off she sits outside a lot and reads in the sun. Carlos comes out too and he has his special chair to sit in. I have a feeling that is so he can get away from what my mom called my "piranha teeth". What is a piranha? It's nice though. Of course Kato the psychotic does not come out with us, sometimes he just wanders around the neighborhood.
The next-door neighbor has a couple of visitors who come at noon every day and they always lean over the fence and play with me. So now if I am inside I listen for their car so I can run outside. My mom thinks that is really funny.

Thursday, August 2, 2007

Modeling job

August 2, 2007

Wow! I am EXCITED! Today I got to do my first real modeling. My mom was not very happy cause I need a bath really bad and my hair is all over the place so it was mostly a practice session. But I think I did really well. In fact, the one I call my "Jon-Benet" pose is my default picture it came out so good! I did scare my mom because I jumped off the table when the phone rang and landed kind of hard, but I am okay. It was really fun to model but it's is so hard to stay still!!!

Wednesday, August 1, 2007

Back to myself again

August 1, 2007

I think I am back to myself again. My mom let me play with Carlos today a little. My sore spot on my stomach doesn't really hurt anymore but it sure itches.

My mom said tomorrow she is going to take me to Home Depot. I don't know what it is but she said I will like it. I haven't been to Walmart lately. My mom says she is staying away from it because they take her money. I miss going though. When I have my modeling career I will be able to go and buy stuff for myself or buy stuff off my website (remember, I am the President and Chief Executive Officer of www.doggypanache.com so I bet I could give myself a discount).

Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Spaycial surgery

July 24, 2007

This morning we got up early and went to the vet and they cuddled me a lot and all of a sudden I fell asleep, just like that! And when I woke up I really hurt. I don't know what they did but I guess it was the spaycial surgery. Anyway, I slept almost all day there. Then when I got home I just slept on the couch and my mom said I could not play with Carlos for at least a week. But I am so tired. I don't care. I do remember they said I weighed 8-1/2 pounds. Wow.

Monday, July 23, 2007

A bath and no dinner?

July 23, 2007

My mom gave me another bath today. She said I behaved better than last time! It wasn't too bad. I sure do feel wild when I am done though. She said I looked like a Tasmanian devil.
When she got home from work last night she said I couldn't eat anything because I was having my "spaycial surgery" today. I wonder if that is another present. Maybe it's something really good to eat and that's why I can't have dinner.

Saturday, July 21, 2007

My frog

July 21, 2007

My mom brought me an awesome new toy today. She said it was from Lhatie's mom. It's a frog and there is so much to grab onto, legs and eyeballs, and I'm bigger than him. In fact, I am almost bigger than my very favorite toy, my otter. I don't understand what happened to him. He was so huge when I got here but he is getting smaller all the time. Weird.

Friday, July 6, 2007

Seafoam and MySpace

July 6, 2007

We went to the beach again today but when we got there is was so windy we didn't stay very long. My mom was worried that the sand would hurt my eyes. I got to play in the waves again and chased some weird stuff called sea foam. I can't figure that out. It was there and when I caught it was gone. I am going to have to look it up on the computer.

Yup, I am very computer oriented. My mom made me a myspace page (www.myspace.com/doggypanache) and I am so excited! I hope I make some friends. Maybe I can even work on my modeling career online. I am a very modern dog.